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Ghost jokes

What do you call a ghost at midnight? A sheet in the dark!

What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!

How did the bootician style the ghost's hair? With a scare dryer!

Why is a ghost like an empty house? Because there's no body there!

What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica!

Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!

What European capital has the most ghosts? Boodapest!

What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car? They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play? "Don't get your sheets dirty!"

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint? He gets pale as a sheet.