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Gorilla jokes

How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!

 

Gorilla jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching? He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

 

Gorilla jokes

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla? He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

 

Gorilla jokes

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm? They'll both bite at anything!

 

Gorilla jokes

How do you make a Gorilla float? Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

 

Gorilla jokes

How do you make a Gorilla laugh? Tell it an elephant joke!

 

Gorilla jokes

How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours!

 

Gorilla jokes

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

 

Gorilla jokes

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes? Hold up your arm and say 'Go back, you didn't say 'May I?''

 

Gorilla jokes

How does a Gorilla become another animal? When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a...