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What political party entices most Gorillas? The Treepublican Party!

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard? It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

What's black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.? A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

What's black, hairy, and writes under water? A ball-point gorilla!

What's hairy and flies through the air? Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory? The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land? Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from...

Where did the Gorilla play baseball? In the bush leagues,of course!

Which author do the Gorillas love most? Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Naked Ape!