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Ghost jokes

Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up.

 

Ghost jokes

What are pupils at ghost schools called? Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

 

Ghost jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night.

 

Ghost jokes

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall? The nightmayor.

 

Ghost jokes

Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room! Ghost: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm just passing through.

 

Ghost jokes

What did one ghost say to another? I'm sorry, but I just don't believe in people.

 

Ghost jokes

What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping? Lazy bones.

 

Ghost jokes

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship? The skeleton crew.

 

Ghost jokes

What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books.

 

Ghost jokes

A butler came running into his important master's office. "Sir, sir, there's a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with him?" Without looking up...