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Frog jokes

What did one frog say.to the other? Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn.

What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new?

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.

Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!

Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."

A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog what he had for loan...