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Frog jokes

What jumps up and down in front of a car ? Froglights !

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ? He bowled long hops !

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !

What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ? Hop in !

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ? A hoppercraft !

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !

When is a car like a frog ? When it's becing toad !

Why do frogs have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !

What do you say if you meet a toad ? Wart's new !

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ? A frog with hiccups !