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Halloween jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour.

Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. "Are you here as a ghost?" asked his friends. "No," he replied, "I'm an unmade bed."...

A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party.

One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes. She was...

Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets.

Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.

A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. 'Are you here as a ghost ?' asked his friends 'No, I'm an undercover agent".