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Halloween jokes

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!

 

Halloween jokes

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy.

 

Halloween jokes

What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !

 

Halloween jokes

What do stupid kids do at Halloween ? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !

 

Halloween jokes

How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !

 

Halloween jokes

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

 

Halloween jokes

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween? They're used to people 'goblin' them!

 

Halloween jokes

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? An amoeboo!

 

Halloween jokes

What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump-kin!

 

Halloween jokes

At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldn't make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treaters....