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Hair and bald jokes

Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you for a green rabbit.

I had a dream you were a tire last night. I woke up and you were bald.

Your so bald your bald

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face...

First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair! Second boy: I'm not surprised - your dad's bald!

What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald? Sir!

Look at that bald man over there. It's the first time I've seen a parting with ears.

America's oldest lady was 115 years old today, and she hasn't got a grey hair on her head. How come? She's completely bald.

What's your dad getting for Christmas? Bald and fat.

Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness? How about a few pounds of pig manure? Will that cure my baldness? No, but with that on...