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Hair and bald jokes

Customer: Why did you take off so much hair? Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to it.

Customer: Why doesn't my hairline look good? Barber: It's on the same old head.

Customer: Why is my hairline receding? Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ? Sharon: No, why ? Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower? A bald man.

What do you call a high-priced barber shop? A clip joint.

For what person do all men take off their hats? The barber.

If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive? On clipper ships.

How can you avoid falling hair? Get out of the way.

Why was the lady's hair angry? Because she was always teasing it.