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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ? He wanted Mark Antony !

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ? On their feet !

Why does history keep repeating itself ? Because we weren't listening the first time !

Who succeeded the first President of the USA ? The second one !

If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ? His wife !

When did Caesar reign ? I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did, didn't they hail him ?

Why did the Romans build straight roads ? So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ? Toga-ether we can rule the world !

Why were the early days of history called the dark ages ? Because there were so many knights !

Why did Arthur have a round table ? So no one could corner him !