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You've failed history again ! Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones !

 

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How did you do in your tests ? I did what George Washington did ! What was that ? Went down in history !

 

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Do you know the 20th President of the United States ? No, we were never introduced !

 

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Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday. Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus...

 

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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ? He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar...

 

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What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ? I don't know, I wasn't invited !

 

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ? The registration of the car that ran him over !

 

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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ? They both have 'the' as their middle names !

 

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What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.

 

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Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies? A: In his sleevies!