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Who invented King Arthur's round table ? Sir Circumference !

What was King Arthur's favourite game ? Knights and crosses !

What was Camelot ? A place where people parked their camels !

What was Camelot famous for ? It's knight life !

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ? When they had lots of sleepless knights !

What English King invented the fireplace ? Alfred the grate !

What famous chiropodist ruled England ? William the Corn-cutter!

Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince ? Old King Coal !

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ? He liked to chop and change !

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ? Sat down !