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History jokes

Where was the Magna Carta signed ? At the bottom !

I'm learning ancient history ? So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times !

My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself !

What do history teachers make when they want to get together ? Dates !

The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon. How many galleons did the get to the mile !

What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse? Giddy up horsey !

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ? With their eyes shut !

What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old ? A year older on his birthday !

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ? Must have been a duck family A duck family ? Didn't you say there was a quack in it !

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ? Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !