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Heaven and hell jokes

So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "You're going to spend eternity with this combo, okay?...

 

Heaven and hell jokes

Three men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St. Peter. St. Peter: Hi, what's your name? Paul: My name is Paul. St. Peter: Hi, Paul. Tell...

 

Heaven and hell jokes

This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to...

 

Heaven and hell jokes

St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up. "Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?" "I was a policeman," he...

 

Heaven and hell jokes

A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. 'Come with me', said St. Peter to the...

 

Heaven and hell jokes

A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he asked them 'How do you like it so far?' The mouse...

 

Heaven and hell jokes

A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says "get in, get in!" The religous man replies, " no I have...

 

Heaven and hell jokes

Three college football coaches were flying across the country when their airplane crashed and all three died. They all noticed God up in the clouds...

 

Heaven and hell jokes

An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He is met by St Peter who goes through the usual questionnaire. "What sort of accountant are you?" says St...

 

Heaven and hell jokes

In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Italian, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell:...