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Heaven and hell jokes

A Director arrives below and is met by Satan who shows him around. Turns out that Hell is a gigantic movie studio with the latest and best equipment,...

 

Heaven and hell jokes

Morty the producer dies and goes to purgatory. The agent behind the counter says "So Morty, what's it gonna be Heaven or Hell?" Morty asks, "What's...

 

Heaven and hell jokes

A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates. The doctor said how he'd healed the sick, helped the lame; but he was a...

 

Heaven and hell jokes

Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

 

Heaven and hell jokes

A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with no...

 

Heaven and hell jokes

Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven? Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker you'll get there.

 

Heaven and hell jokes

Why did the angel lose her job? She had harp failure.

 

Heaven and hell jokes

How do angels greet each other? They say, Halo.

 

Heaven and hell jokes

An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival. "How did you get here?" he asked. And the new angel replied, "Flu..."

 

Heaven and hell jokes

A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: 'Have you ever committed a sin you truly...