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Horse jokes

How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!

How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? Jockey and Jill!

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek? I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show? I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car? Stop beating a dead hearse!

What disease do horses fear most? Hay Fever!

What do you call a horse that plays the violin? Fiddler on the hoof!

What do you call a horse that's been all around the world? A globe-trotter!

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A zebra!