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Horse jokes

What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse!

What do you call the horse than lives next door? A neighbour!

What do you give a sick horse? Cough stirrup.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time? Grow old!

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

What duo were famous for stealing horses? Bonnie and Clydesdale!

What equine likes to cut in line? A sawhorse!

What goes "Clip"? A one legged horse!

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse? Two bits!

What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on? It made him shy!