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Horse jokes

Where did the newlywed horses stay? In the bridle suite!

Where do you take a sick horse? To the Horspital!

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse? The psycho-path!

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit? An exhorsist!

Why are chorus girls like barge horses? They have to tow the line!

Why are clouds like jockeys? Because they hold the reins!

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings? He wanted to mount an exhibit!

Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He thought he might get a kick out of it!

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball? Because it's covered with horsehide!

Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys.