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Horse jokes

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill? It bucked!

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy? Business kept falling off!

What has four legs and see just as well from either end? A horse with his eyes closed!

What is a horse's favourite sport? Stable tennis!

What is a horses favourite kind of party? A stall ball.

What is a horses favourite TV show? Neeeebours

What is a jockey's motto? Put your money where your mount is!

What is a thespian pony? A little horse play!

What is horse sense? Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse? A tale of whoa!