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Horse jokes

Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery? Because it gets you nowhere!

 

Horse jokes

Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!

 

Horse jokes

You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!

 

Horse jokes

You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all. Well neither can a fence!

 

Horse jokes

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !

 

Horse jokes

What is the slowest racehorse in the world ? A clotheshorse !

 

Horse jokes

A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?" "No, just...

 

Horse jokes

Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.

 

Horse jokes

A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says," Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning." The starting gate...

 

Humor jokes

Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park. Judge: What were you doing? 1st man: Oh, just...