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How many architects does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet...

How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb? Third as many as for a regular bulb.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb? "Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill."

How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb? Twelve. One to change the bulb, and eleven to do the paperwork.

Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!

Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!

Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels fast!

Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? "I don't know, but I can look it up for you."