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There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily...

 

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Steve, Bob and Jeff are all working on some very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls off and is killed instantly. After the ambulance leaves with...

 

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My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.

 

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My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She's fine. But, the dog died.

 

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Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper? A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it.

 

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I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I've developed quite an attachment for her. It goes over her head and a...

 

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One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today. It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch." The husband grunted...

 

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Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to take your pick? Son-in-law: No thanks. I'll just use the hammer.

 

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A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guy's photograph, questioned her, and then asked if...

 

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A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three...