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Dad, did you manage to fix my toy? No, it's not broken, the battery's flat. Well, what shape should it be?

 

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What did the bell say when it fell in the water? I'm wringing wet.

 

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Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River? He committed sewercide.

 

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It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each other's shadow.

 

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Clown: Why are you wearing such a large shirt? Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

 

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Q: How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to screw it in, one to watch, and one to shoot the witness.

 

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Q: How many circus performers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four: One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go!...

 

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Coleman moved to Wyoming and was sitting in the unemployment office applying for a job. "Have you any experience in coal mining?" asked the clerk....

 

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Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him...

 

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Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.