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Sharon: I'm so homesick. Sheila: But this is your home! Sharon: I know and I'm sick of it.

My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums.

What did the painter say to her boyfriend? "I love you with all my art!"

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!

"Do you love me more than you love sleep?" "I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!"

What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!

What is the most romantic city in England? Loverpool!

Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid? He was totally bow-gus!

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear? Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

What did one bell say to the other? "Be my valenchime!"