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A monastery in the English countryside was having a hard time with its cash flow because of the dwindling number of monks available to help with all...

 

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Harry was telling his friend about his holiday in Switzerland. His friend had never been to Switzerland and asked, 'what did you think of the scenery...

 

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The garbage men were just about to leave the street when a girl came running out of the house carrying some cardboard boxes. 'Am I too late for the...

 

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What's a cow's favourite love song? When I fall in love , it will be for heifer.

 

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Freda: Boys whisper they love me. Fred: Well, they wouldn't admit it out loud, would they?

 

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What do you call an amorous insect? The love bug.

 

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What did one amorous flea say to the other? I love you aw-flea.

 

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How did the octopus lovers walk down the road? Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

 

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What do lovesick owls say when it's raining? Too-wet-to-woo.

 

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My brother's looking for a girlfriend. Trouble is, he can't find a girl who loves him as much as he loves himself.