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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!

 

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love? A stupid Cupid!

 

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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? "I love you a ton!"

 

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A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. 'Why don't you play with your friends?' he asked. 'Because I only have one friend,' the girl replied. 'And I...

 

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Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Don't complain. It only leaks when it rains.

 

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Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Shh! Don't make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one.

 

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Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: That's what we said in the camp ads. Running water in every cabin!

 

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The Counselor was greeting the new campers. 'So you decided to come to camp,' she said to one. 'Nope,' the camper answered. 'I was sent to camp!'

 

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The Counselor was talking to the campers about safety. She said 'Don't climb any trees. If you fall down and break a leg, don't come running to me!'

 

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The head Counselor gathered all the campers together. To get their attention, the Counselor called out, 'Order! Order!' In a flash someone shouted...