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After a visit to the circus, Geoff and Don were discussing the thrills and marvels they had seen. "I didn't think much of the knife thrower, did...

 

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Did you hear about the ghoul's favorite hotel? It had running rot and mould in every room.

 

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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus? The police made him bring it back again.

 

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A magician was employed by a Shipping Line to entertain the passengers during cruises. The captain owned a parrot which always insisted on being part...

 

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A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last night and stole a thousand pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.

 

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At the scene of a bank raid the police officer came running up to his inspector and said, "He got away, sir!" The inspector was furious. "But I...

 

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When Fred was applying for a credit card, the manager of the credit card company asked him if he had much money in the bank. "I have," said Fred....

 

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Bank manager: I'm sorry, sir, you can't open an account with this sort of money. They're wooden pieces! Lumberjack: But I only want to open a...

 

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What's the best way to increase the size of your bank balance? Look at it through a magnifying glass.

 

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A man went in to the bank and asked to see the man who arranged the loans. 'I'm sorry, sir,' said a cashier, 'the loan arranger is out to lunch.'...