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Hair and bald jokes

Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat.

 

Hair and bald jokes

Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in ? Yes, here is a paper bag !

 

Hair and bald jokes

Why did the bald man go outside ? To get some fresh hair !

 

Hair and bald jokes

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ? When your bald !

 

Hair and bald jokes

Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer. "No," said Mom. "It's glue." "I thought so,"...

 

Hair and bald jokes

Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.

 

Hair and bald jokes

Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back. Harry: Pity it's not on her head!

 

Hair and bald jokes

Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?

 

Hair and bald jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf? A monster with an all-over perm.

 

Hair and bald jokes

Customer: Couldn't you see I was going bald? Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.