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Hair and bald jokes
Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat.
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Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in ? Yes, here is a paper bag !
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When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ? When your bald !
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Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer. "No," said Mom. "It's glue." "I thought so,"...
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Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.
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Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back. Harry: Pity it's not on her head!
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Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?
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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf? A monster with an all-over perm.
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Customer: Couldn't you see I was going bald? Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.
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