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Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain? A: Because it dampened his spirits.
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Q: What did the hat say to the necktie? A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!
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Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes...
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Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? A: To win the no-bell prize.
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The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of...
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The world's most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. He wished for a horse, a...
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win....
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Martin asked David, "In which state does the Ohio River run?" David answered with cool, "In the liquid state."
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A man walks into a palm reader store and asks the reader, "Could you read my palm?" He shows his hand to her, and she says, "But...I can't read your...
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A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, "how much did you pay for that?" "I paid through the nose!" he replied
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