More Jokes
Q. What is the bigest pencil
in the world?
A. Pennsylvania
Question: What goes up and never comes
down?
Answer: Up
Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I
"NEED"
you!
What do you call a tube with a degree? A
graduated cylinder.
Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because
she was a knockout!
What did one rock pool say to the other rock
pool? Show me your mussels.
Where did the fortune-teller go on her
vacation?
To Palm Beach.
Q: Why don't you wear snow boots? A: Because
they'll
melt.
Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To
wrap itself in
toilet paper!
Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A.
He didn't have the guts too