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A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most...

A couple of hunters from Prague are out hunting, and an emormous bear runs up and in a single gulp devours one of the hunters. Miraculously, the...

Fred: Do you think I'm a fool? Harry: No. But what's my opinion against thousands of others?

Did you hear about the fool who keeps going round saying "no"? No. Oh, so it's you!

A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. He was shown an especially fine one which he liked the look of, but he was puzzled by the two strings...

How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

Did you hear about the idiot who made his chickens drink boiling water? He thought they would lay hard boiled eggs.

Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed? He said he wanted to grow some birds.

I can't understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program. I really enjoyed it.

What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch? A cuckoo clock.