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Idiot and fool jokes

Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden? He wanted to raise some hard cash.

Two men were knocking in nails to the sides of a house, one of them kept throwing them away. "Why do you keep throwing nails away" said the other....

What did the stupid ghost do? He used to climb over walls.

What do you call a stupid skeleton? Bonehead.

Did you hear about the stupid wizard? He couldn't remember if he used to be forgetful.

Did you hear about the stupid woodworm? He was found in a brick.

What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said, "It's worse than I thought. It's broken on both sides."

My friend is so stupid that he thinks twice before saying nothing.

Did you hear about the stupid photographer? He saved burned out lightbulbs for use in his darkroom.