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Idiot and fool jokes

Hatton: I ain't as dumb as I look! Folsom: You couldn't be!

 

Idiot and fool jokes

Did you hear about the rookie Rhode Island cop who gave out twenty-two parking tickets before he found out he was at a drive-in movie?

 

Idiot and fool jokes

Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid? Jessie: Well, it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

 

Idiot and fool jokes

Holton sat down in a Green Bay restaurant and said to the waitress, "Do you know whether the milk from this dairy is pasteurized?" "Sure is!" she...

 

Idiot and fool jokes

Did you hear about the dimwit who went to visit his girlfriend and found she didn't have very much on? He went back nine months later and she had a...

 

Idiot and fool jokes

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty? Four guys watching a baseball game.

 

Idiot and fool jokes

Young Bradley arrived at his date's house wearing a shirt that had water dripping from it. "What're you doin'?" asked his girlfriend. "How come...

 

Idiot and fool jokes

Calvin went to Pearson's Pet Shop to complain that his canary wouldn't sing. "File the beak just a little," said the owner, "and the bird will...

 

Idiot and fool jokes

Guidry called in Plotke, the painter, for an estimate to paint his house. "How much you gonna charge me?" asked Guidry. "Twenty dollars an...

 

Idiot and fool jokes

Delmer: How'd you like the play last night over at the high school? Parley: I only seed the first act, but not the second. Delmer: Why didn't you...