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Letter jokes

What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ? Pen Gwyn !

 

Letter jokes

His girlfriend returned all his letters. I bet she marked them "second class male !"

 

Letter jokes

Where do ghosts mail their letters? At the ghost office.

 

Letter jokes

Who does Dracula get letters from? His fang club.

 

Letter jokes

What letters are not in the alphabet? The ones in the mail, of course!

 

Letter jokes

What two letters do you say when you answer the phone? LO

 

Marriage jokes

Losing a wife can be hard. In most cases, it is damned near impossible.

 

Marriage jokes

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he's finished.

 

Marriage jokes

"Well, Mrs. O'Connor, so you want a divorce?" the solicitor questioned his client. "Tell me about it. Do you have a grudge?" "Oh, no," replied...

 

Marriage jokes

Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on the deck of the Staten Island Ferry when a car got loose and...