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Letter jokes

Did you hear about the sister who wrote herself a letter and forgot to sign it and when it arrived she didn't know who it was from.

Josh sent a letter to his folks. He told about a ten-mile hike he had taken. His father wrote back saying, 'In my day I thought nothing of walking...

What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing. It just shuts up.

Why do postmen carry letters? Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.

What letter is like a vegetable? The letter P.

What girl's name is like a letter? Kay (K).

When is a letter damp? When it has postage due (dew).

Where do you put letters to boys? In a mail (male) box.

What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it? Add "er" to short and it becomes shorter.

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter? Because it is in the middle of TNT.