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Lawyer jokes

What do lawyers do after they die? They lie still.

 

Lawyer jokes

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf? Because it's too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.

 

Lawyer jokes

A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainted. "Darling, it was just a...

 

Lawyer jokes

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

 

Lawyer jokes

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear? Lawsuits.

 

Lawyer jokes

Where is the best place to hide a lawyer? In a brief case.

 

Lawyer jokes

A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some of his baguette, then threw...

 

Lawyer jokes

At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for...

 

Lawyer jokes

A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence,...

 

Lawyer jokes

"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," lawyer replied, "Ever since the...