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In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met an old carpenter that said...
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What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion? You cry when you cut up an onion.
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Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working? Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong...
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Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up? Because the first thing a child looks up is...
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Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers? New Jersey had first choice.
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You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? You shoot the lawyer. Twice.
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How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.
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Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion." Client: "No, no. I'm paying for professional advice."
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Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?" Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court...
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