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"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. "If I...
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A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie so he told him that he...
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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved to...
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The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to his question, "Do any of you...
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A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them,"...
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A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was informed that there were no...
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"Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "I've just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers." "Well," replied...
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A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I should have suspected he wasn't...
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Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.
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