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"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. "If I...

 

Lawyer jokes

A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie so he told him that he...

 

Lawyer jokes

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved to...

 

Lawyer jokes

What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron.

 

Lawyer jokes

The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to his question, "Do any of you...

 

Lawyer jokes

A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them,"...

 

Lawyer jokes

A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was informed that there were no...

 

Lawyer jokes

"Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "I've just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers." "Well," replied...

 

Lawyer jokes

A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I should have suspected he wasn't...

 

Lawyer jokes

Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.