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Lawyer jokes

A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions...

 

Lawyer jokes

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek? Nobody will look for them.

 

Lawyer jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline.

 

Lawyer jokes

What is the proper weight for a lawyer? About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!

 

Lawyer jokes

It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When they got to heaven, they asked St....

 

Lawyer jokes

What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.

 

Lawyer jokes

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink...

 

Lawyer jokes

An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is it or the express degree...

 

Lawyer jokes

A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's car is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his friend,...

 

Lawyer jokes

A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney, feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle of hundred-year old brandy. The...