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Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle. "That's no problem, son," said the...
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- How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile? - Two. One to launch it, one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.
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- How many Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? - That is a military secret. If I told you I'd have to kill you.
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- How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb? - None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.
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Paddy 'n' Mick join the army, and are put on street patrol in a city with a military curfew. They are given instructions to shoot anybody who's on...
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A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower, and realized that his clothes were missing. And then he accidentally locked himself out of the...
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At Parris Island, a sergeant was teaching a private to throw a grenade at a pracitice training course. He ran about 10 yards away to be safe, and...
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- What do you think about the coming battle, General? - God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it? - To find out who is the...
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A patrol of allied soldiers were in a ruined city during World War Two. They are bragging and joshing about how many kills they have so far to keep...
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A warrant officer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent...
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