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Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance for the unit. Being an all male combat force,...

 

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A sailor in the Navy who had been at sea for a long time was anxious to be reunited with his girlfriend, so he sent her the following message a few...

 

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During a visit to a military medical clinic, I was sent to the lab to have blood drawn. The technician there was friendly and mentioned that his mood...

 

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The first woman recruit in the Army reported for duty and was told that although her quarters would be in a separate building, she was to mess with...

 

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This Marine drill instructor, completely frazzled by the ineptitude of his recruits, burst into a blue streak of swearing hot enough to blister...

 

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The Pentagon once did a study on why so many American Servicemen marry women in the countries where they're stationed. Contrary to popular belief,...

 

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Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?" "My father said it'd be a good idea,...

 

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The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from Air Force fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out of perfectly good aircraft. "Obviously...

 

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Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

 

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We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the...