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As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son had an announcement to make: He'd just signed up at an army recruiter's office....

 

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You Might be a Marine Wife if: 1. Your mail goes to four addresses in two countries before it reaches you. 2. You earned an Accounting degree by...

 

Military jokes

One of my husband's duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made...

 

Military jokes

A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come...

 

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The cavalryman was galloping down the road, rushing to catch up with his regiment. Suddenly his horse stumbled and pitched him to the ground. Lying...

 

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Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It...

 

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The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don't speak the same language. For instance, Take the simple...

 

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On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the...

 

Military jokes

One Sunday morning, the priest noticed Little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with...

 

Military jokes

It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The...