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Fred: "Why are you so upset?" Harry: "My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning." Fred: "So what?" Harry: "So she said to him,...

Patient: Why did you charge me a group rate? Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.

Did you hear about the auto mechanic who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying under the couch?

A woman entered a psychiatrist's consulting room leadind a kangaroo."I'm worried about my husband, doctor, " she said. "He keeps thinking he's a...

Doctor ! Doctor ! I think I'm going crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my ear. Amazing ! so you have. How could that have happened ? I can't...

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats? You know you need a psychiatrist!

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel? Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

SIX PHASES OF THE MONTH IN NAVY RECRUITING 1. ENTHUSIASM 2. DISILUSIONMENT 3. PANIC 4. SEARCH FOR THE GUILTY 5. PUNISHMENT OF THE...

An airforce officer goes to heaven and at the gate St Peter asks him if he has ever done anything in his life that he believes makes him worthy of...

At a lesson in topography a soldier was asked: "What is farther away, Harrison, the moon or that object on this map?" "That object, naturally."...