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The head doctors in an insane asylum had a meeting and decided that one of their patients was potentially well. So they decide to test him and take...

 

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When they arrived at the therapist's office, the therapist jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What seems to be the problem?"...

 

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Patient: I'm really depressed. Therapist: I see. Yes. You are depressed. Patient: Nothing is going well. Therapist: Nothing well. Patient: I feel...

 

Mental health jokes

One out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Check three friends. If they're OK, then it's you.

 

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"Great news, Mr. Oscarson," the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally and completely cured of your...

 

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Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people don't give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: So?

 

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Three patients at a psychiatric clinic are up for release. The shrink informs them that they will have to pass a simple test. Asking the first...

 

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How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.

 

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How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Just one. But he has to check it 100 times, one for each watt.

 

Mental health jokes

How many Passive Aggressive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Oops.I can't believe I broke the last one. I guess you'll have to sit in the...