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Mental health jokes

Two psychologists meet at their twentieth college reunion. One of them looks like he just graduated, while the other psychologist looks old, worried...

 

Mental health jokes

Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too. Patient: Good, you should come and...

 

Mental health jokes

When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the physiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor...

 

Mental health jokes

In a psychiatrist's waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, "Why are you here?" The second answers, "I'm...

 

Mental health jokes

A man who thinks he's George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, "Tomorrow, we'll cross the...

 

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Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had been years since he had...

 

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One behaviorist to another after lovemaking: "Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?"

 

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital? The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of...

 

Mental health jokes

Doctor, doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow. Don't let people push you around.

 

Mental health jokes

Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me. What do you mean by that?