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Two psychologists meet at their twentieth college reunion. One of them looks like he just graduated, while the other psychologist looks old, worried...
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Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too. Patient: Good, you should come and...
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When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the physiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor...
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In a psychiatrist's waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, "Why are you here?" The second answers, "I'm...
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A man who thinks he's George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, "Tomorrow, we'll cross the...
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Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had been years since he had...
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One behaviorist to another after lovemaking: "Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?"
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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital? The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of...
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Doctor, doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow. Don't let people push you around.
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Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me. What do you mean by that?
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