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Men are like coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like power tools. They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work.

Men are like remote controls. Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.

Men are like shag carpets. Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.

Men are like vacuum cleaners. They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.

Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell.

Men are like soap operas. They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear.

Men are like pillows. Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.

Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.