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A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing furiously. I told him rabies could be cured and he...

This man says to his friend," I stopped driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold the wheel."

Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman? A: Desperate!

Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.

Men don't get lost; they discover alternative destinations.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician? A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Psychiatrist to his nurse: "Just say we're very busy. Don't keep saying 'It's a madhouse.'"

A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says, "It seems I can't make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?"

Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women? Because when it's time to go back to childhood, a man is already there.

A psychologist returned from a confrence in Aspen lodge, where all the psychologists were permited to ski for free. Her husband asked her, "How it...