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Men are like plastic wrap. Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.

 

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Men are like department stores. Their clothes should always be half off.

 

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Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

 

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Men are like plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom

 

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Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor? Answer: None, it's a women's job.

 

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Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

 

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What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

 

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Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women? A: Women working at 900 numbers.

 

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Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

 

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Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted to start dating her but felt...