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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away? 1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to...

 

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What do you do if your bank account stops working? Throw the guy out of the house.

 

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Why are men like paper cups? They're disposable

 

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why don't men do laundry? cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!

 

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Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company

 

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

 

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The difference between men and women A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each...

 

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Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.

 

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What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you'll have no clothes to wear,...

 

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A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, "Excuse me, did you want that cart?" "No," he...